pretty sure chris fell asleep. he was supposed to call me at 10 or 10:40 or something

*sigh

i always have to walk out of the bathroom while i brush my teeth 

i like thick eye brows unless they’re super fake then you’re a dumb bitch 

this month has been pretty alright :-) i kinda feel accomplished? 

(Source: eternalassholeinaspotlessworld, via swoon-units)

watching every single episode of walking dead and breaking bad with chris>

(via iidiott)

i feel so bad for the girl with this tattoo..it looks like a zombie/down syndrome marilyn monroe. i really hope she gets it fixed or sommeething 

Ok so i googled him and he basically only looks good on this show…or mAybe its because hes in a suit

The only reason i’m watching this comedian is because hes really handsome

i don’t remember getting home. i won’t even go into detail about how i woke up this morning………

i’m so mad at chris but fuck him because i have hot cheetos right now 

awkward moment when someone who is not your boyfriend tries to kiss you and you just want to laugh really really hard 

to buy tights

and food

and shoes

and weed

and booze

i’m pretty sure the only messages i ever get, anon or not, are from haveheartt *sigh